"Okay, you know I love you very much, but if you so much as touch Mariah, we might have to end things," David threatens and he absolutely doesn't even mean a word of it. Patrick could do just about anything to Mariah, because David knows he would respect her properly and any cover would be absolutely beautiful.

He knows, because Patrick knows David will have a meltdown otherwise.

"So are we doing this tonight?" he asks, making no attempt to hide his interest in presents. "Kind of a pre-Christmas, sort of Hanukkah gift giving deal? Because I can be Jewish today if it means I get a present."