"I know," David says. "I'm very generous and sweet, but also if we talk about it too much, I might start to regret it."
As long as Patrick knows this whole thing doesn't extend to the idea of children, because David very much does not want to think about what might happen to his clothes if some little monster decided to puke on them. Even the thought terrifies him and he has to shove it aside quickly.
"Nothing that chews," he adds. "So maybe... something older. Not a crazy little puppy. There's only so much drama I can deal with on a daily basis."
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Date: 2020-01-04 07:02 pm (UTC)As long as Patrick knows this whole thing doesn't extend to the idea of children, because David very much does not want to think about what might happen to his clothes if some little monster decided to puke on them. Even the thought terrifies him and he has to shove it aside quickly.
"Nothing that chews," he adds. "So maybe... something older. Not a crazy little puppy. There's only so much drama I can deal with on a daily basis."