"Ugh, I don't know, maybe," he says, nodding when Patrick says he'll save the dog gift. That's actually preferable, because it means David gets a little more time to try and figure out how the hell he's going to actually live with a dog.

All he can think about is all his knits.

"I don't miss sharing a space with her," he says. "Because Alexis is filthy. She shoves everything under her bed and thinks that's being clean because it means it's not actively on the floor for me to step on."