A big part of him can't believe they're really doing this. Getting a dog. Alexis and Stevie would both think he'd had a lobotomy or something. Another, bigger part of him knows he's doing it because he loves Patrick.

Because, short of having a child, David knows he would do anything for this man.

"You're lucky he and you are very cute," he says in a prim voice, then kisses Patrick again just because he can.