"You put together a video package," David echoes, staring at Patrick in disbelief for a moment before he rolls his eyes fondly and lets out an exhale. "You are the weirdest, sweetest man I have ever met."

He kisses Patrick's cheek again, then gives him a little shove toward the volunteer, already bringing up his phone so he can begin to look for luxury Darrow dog brands online. There is no way his dog is going to be sporting some shitty polyester leash that looks like it was bought in a dollar store.